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Full title: The Dinosaur Ridin' Machine Gun Totin' Chain Smokin' Cybernetically Enhanced Magic Usin' Badass.

For ~Freyad-Dryden ... because.

The text says:
Notations:
Some asshole
a rider of the dinosaurs
a smoker of tabacco
cybernetically enhanced
magically enhanced AK47
appears to be wearing a woman's top
who is this man?


That's Darth Maul's face as his shoulder plate. The x's on the AK are the friends he's 'accidentally' shot. Oh, I mean 'friends.' He has a manskirt. His magical legflap thing does not have runes on it, that's actually the ABC's. And yes, one goggle lense is larger than the other. He's very sensitive about it, best to just not mention it. Or ask how he lost his right arm. Just know that dares involving meat, bears, and beer often don't end well. He's a scavanger and a rogue, and will steal your socks off your feet, even the stinky ones. And I hearby name him Leonard Spider. His dino is Larry. Call him Lenny and be prepared to become an 'x on his magical AK.

The notes were taken by a scientist studying wildlife in the unknown parts of the war-torn world. Apparently Spider counts as wildlife. The pages seemed to be partially burned...wonder what happened?

(Paper texture: [link] and blood brushes [link] ).

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:iconfreyad-dryden:
Awesomeness. Does this guy have a name?

"Appears to be wearing a woman's top." :lol:

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Sensei: Remember, my pupil, with great power, comes great insanity.

Me: That's interesting, 'cause with me, I didn't get any superpowers until after I went insane.

Sensei: That's because those aren't superpowers; you're just a nutcase.
:iconlunaticstar:
Well I assume he's a scavanger of some type. A uh, taker of unattended items, so to speak. And he robbed a woman's wardrobe and used the tube top to hold his ... single bra cup? into place. Or something. His dinosaur is named Larry, that I know. As far as his name though, nothing's popped into my head. :D Something badass like Spider or Assraper. Or Spider Octavius Assraper. We'll see if anyone suggests anything. xD

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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - Jayne, Firefly.
:iconfreyad-dryden:
He sounds like a treasure hunter from the Trader's Enclave. They're the vultures of the Outer Rim. They basically go around and find stuff that looks valuable and sell it to people at exhorbant prices.

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"The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
— P.J. O’Rourke
:iconlunaticstar:
Sounds like him. I think I even wrote 'outer rim' on the other side next to the arbitrary initials and arbitrary fake date. I was still thinking of star wars though. It happens. D: (I was brainwashed like 2 years ago by 15 strait hours of star wars, it was like Clockwork Orange cept tasty).

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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - Jayne, Firefly.
:iconfreyad-dryden:
15? Is there even 15 hours of Star Wars movies out there? Even if there are, only about six of them are really worth watching. Everything Star Wars related that Lucas put out after the original trillogy was just crap.

Man, I wish I had talent like this. I tried drawing Dr. Shanad, but could never make it look right. Tried drawing Raven a couple of times, same thing. I'll probably try Shirow too, but I already know how that'll go.

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"The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
— P.J. O’Rourke
:iconlunaticstar:
We watched all 6 movies and Tartovsky's Clone Wars (not the 'Clown Wars' cgi). I love the news ones as well as the old ones. I get all droolyface for them and stuff, it's blind love, really.

And drawing stuff is tough. The talent spectrum is like HUGE! People could spend 30 minutes and draw amazing stuff, and I shake my fish in jealousy and then go try try again. This sketch took like, an hour. 55 minutes for him, 5 for the stupid dinosaur. Lol. :D

But yeah, you should post sketches. You could offer for people to attack you with the red pen of doom. :D

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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - Jayne, Firefly.
:iconfreyad-dryden:
Trouble is, I get started and then can't finish because it just sucks so bad.

As for Star Wars:
[link]
That Tartakovsky could come up with a better piece of work than George Lucas for his OWN universe saddens me.

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"The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
— P.J. O’Rourke
:iconlunaticstar:
LOLROFLyes! That's hilarious. And let's just say Clown Wars is only a cash cow enterprise. To be ignored by all over the age of 8.

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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - Jayne, Firefly.
:iconfreyad-dryden:
[link] is another good one.

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"The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
— P.J. O’Rourke
:iconlunaticstar:
that's funny. :D See tho, I'm a girl, I dig sad daddy stories and romances. :nod:

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If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - Jayne, Firefly.

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